Monday, 14 October 2013

Chewing Gum

Chewing Gum is gross. I mean, come on!
YUCK!

Newsflash: YOUR BRAKING THE LAW

I go to the park everyday to sit on the bench at swat at the birds. I dont go trying to swat the birds but the crazy people who feed the birds usually sit on MY BENCH (a story for another time - this makes me angry). When i'm there, i always see people WALKING THERE DOGS WITHOUT LEASHES. Newsflash: YOUR BRAKING THE LAW!!!!!!

Theres a sign at the entrance to the park saying DOGS MUST BE ON LEASHES AT ALL TIMES. SO YOU ARE BRAKING THE LAW.

I've already written to my congressman about it. I expect a reply soon. I want those CLOWNS IN CONGRESS TO DO SOMETHING WORTHWILE and pass a law PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO LET THEIR DOGS OFF LEASHES. I don't want some SMELLY GROSS dog wagging its creepy tail coming up to me to steal my bread crums that i bring to snack on. YUCK!

Don't EVEN get me started on littering!!!!!

Good news......NOT!!!!!

I went to Applebee's today and was told that I had to wait 45 MINUTES FOR A TABLE!!!!! This world is crazy!!!!! I go in there one a week for seven years AND I HAVE TO WAIT?!?!??!?!?????!!! Does loyalty meen nothing to Applebees. Good grief. I'll be back but I will NOT wait for a table. 
This is my Applebee's I had to wait 45 MINUTES FOR A TABLE! This
world is falling apart, let me tell you. Oh boy I marched right out of there
and said you will hear from my lawyer. and they will!!!!!

How does this keep happening?!!?

Why is it that everytime I lay down at night to go to bed, I need to tinkle?!!? And when I get there, I don't need to tinkle!?!?! What is this?!?!?! Every gosh darn night I can tbelieve this what is going on with the world. Im grumpy!!!

Ridiculous.
not me but you get the idea

Grr

I am so grumpy! Why are the skittles packages so hard to open?! Oh well. I guess another night of eating apples. Now THAT'S a food that understands packaging.